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零九年二月十九日 九時 商務談判

象棋與圍棋，吃子與占地。

                           -姜百臣教授

到底还是从“我能做什么”出发。

我躺在床上。
开始后悔后悔后悔。开始抑制抑制抑制。
于是打开电脑。
打开奥巴马演讲。
他说
YES,WE CAN.
我把手机锁入柜筒。

LUNCH后，陪HUBBY去见他的论文指导老师。
我则无聊地研究A栋的升降电梯。
原来每层楼都有一个门。一副墙上，满满的门。打开门后，一个踏空。

翻到HALLS。翻开手机。5个未接电话。3条SMS。
有问出国事宜的。有叫我去旅游的。
感谢RITA。对我不离不弃。
当我说我已经决定了的时候。我知道我已经伤了你的心。

下午HUBBY去考车。晚上送他上鼓浪屿的车。

我一直问他，问我自己。我是不是做了个错误的决定。他说 是的。我说 是的。

我忘记了HUBBY生日。

忘记了做HRM作业。
我放弃了听涛，戏水，逐浪，捉蟹，看烟花，捉水母。我欺骗了我自己。
祝一生只一次的毕业旅行好玩。

一切都是假的

这个连白纸黑字都不足为据的年代，更何况口头承诺。

去片！

哈

因为系果度写得方便D拉

当然我读5会荒废呢度拉

HUBBY要下星期先翻

 

我每日要做既事情就系写MAIL拉同埋写日记拉同埋。。。。。。。好多好多野啦 一日24小时都5够用啊！！

呢排又落雨

空调都5需要开

晚晚训前DIAB啖红酒

简直人生既享受啊！！

听闻ZAZA兄结婚，真系羡慕拉~中要娶左个超级青春既老婆

又听闻JOJO姐打算10月嫁去NZL，听到我地班姐妹鬼甘兴奋，皆因距系我地圈子入边第一个喔~果然系桃花旺旺既JOJO，

撩到小黑CAMIE梁玉婷曹家文心驰神往，日日等到颈都长，问点解桃花中5开。我睇呢4个女人，一定系太多人锡，桃花都逼5入黎咯~

新买左一对士多啤利既杯拉（本来系等距翻黎买既，但我已经忍5住啊）因为我实在太中意了，所以就贴一下张图拉，中同卖家2公婆倾左一大轮 ，笑到我呕电

中上左啊捞健个QZONE见到好好笑既粗口VEDIO 有兴趣既同学可以登陆呢个（http://tw.youtube.com/watch?v=mdKRrzEbfz0）SITE CHECK IT OUT

D香港佬讲野真系好笑啊 同IAN讨论左好耐

距地讲“5识做”5系讲“5识做” 而系讲“5识DO”

讲“筛气”5系讲“筛气” 而系讲“筛GAS”

形容人有勇气又5讲“好勇”， 而系讲“有GUTS”

平时都5觉得甘好笑

比IAN讲完就觉得好好笑

I VE SWAMP THEM。

 

 

 

明抢既~!!!真系好激气啊!!我最心爱既露露就甘比人抢左 我真系好讨厌细路啊

Did you know it's illegal in France to name a pig Napoleon? Or that in Ohio you're not allowed to get a fish drunk? Alex Wade celebrates the spirit of the silly season with a list of the world's most ridiculous laws

Alex Wade

25. It is illegal for a cab in the City of London to carry rabid dogs or corpses.

24. It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament.

23. It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British monarch upside down.

22. In France, it is forbidden to call a pig Napoleon.

21. Under the UK’s Tax Avoidance Schemes Regulations 2006, it is illegal not to tell the taxman anything you don’t want him to know, though you don’t have to tell him anything you don’t mind him knowing.

20. In Alabama, it is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while driving a vehicle.

19. In Ohio, it is against state law to get a fish drunk.

18. Royal Navy ships that enter the Port of London must provide a barrel of rum to the Constable of the Tower of London.

17. In the UK, a pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants – even, if she so requests, in a policeman’s helmet.

16. In Lancashire, no person is permitted after being asked to stop by a constable on the seashore to incite a dog to bark.

15. In Miami, Florida, it is illegal to skateboard in a police station.

14. In Indonesia, the penalty for masturbation is decapitation.

13. In England, all men over the age of 14 must carry out two hours of longbow practice a day.

12. In London, Freemen are allowed to take a flock of sheep across London Bridge without being charged a toll; they are also allowed to drive geese down Cheapside.

11. In San Salvador, drunk drivers can be punished by death before a firing squad.

10. In the UK, a man who feels compelled to urinate in public can do so only if he aims for his rear wheel and keeps his right hand on his vehicle.

9. In Florida, unmarried women who parachute on Sundays can be jailed.

8. In Kentucky, it is illegal to carry a concealed weapon more than six-feet long.

7. In Chester, Welshmen are banned from entering the city before sunrise and from staying after sunset.

6. In the city of York, it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow.

5. In Boulder, Colorado, it is illegal to kill a bird within the city limits and also to “own” a pet – the town’s citizens, legally speaking, are merely “pet minders”.

4. In Vermont, women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth.

3. In London, it is illegal to flag down a taxi if you have the plague.

2. In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman’s genitals but is forbidden from looking directly at them during the examination; he may only see their reflection in a mirror.

1. The head of any dead whale found on the British coast is legally the property of the King; the tail, on the other hand, belongs to the Queen - in case she needs the bones for her corset.

With thanks to: Donald Stewart at Faegre & Benson; John Barnett at Burges Salmon; Robert Crossley at Walker Morris; James Odds at Matthew Arnold & Baldwin; and Dan Kieran, author of I Fought The Law (Bantam Press).  

原来我是可以一直吃一直吃一直吃不会饱的．是金鱼吗？我不想撑死

笑哈哈☺

我有买一个ＢＡＴ　ＭＡＮ的环保袋，自己觉得还不错，是隔壁宿舍的同学自己设计然后她妈妈的厂里生产的．这年头，几毛钱的货都能卖到上百倍的利润，卖的就是创意．